Tuesday, January 31, 2006

It is done

Alito is in. Commence praying for and toasting to the good health of John Paul Stevens.

In the meantime, if you need some sort of distraction this evening -- you know, to stop yourself from banging your head against the wall during the President's State of the Union Address -- here are some great links others have recently shown me:

- awesome SNL commercial from a few years back

- an unreal talent show live reenactment of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

- a clip for anyone who has ever thought about smoking a cigarette anywhere near a fireworks factory (the cameraman obviously thought he had already seen the biggest blast after making it past the 0:55 mark)

Monday, January 30, 2006

P.I.M.P.

After a big Italian meal of lasagna, meatballs, bread, salad and wine on Friday night, a few of us headed to a friend's workplace to catch Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, kind of odd to watch tv at someone's work, but this place (let's call it the Office) was all sorts of suped up - surround sound and a huge plasma tv.

Over the course of cooking and eating, I had consumed a couple of glasses of wine and 4 or so vodka-sprites. I was feeling quite good when we got to the Office, maybe too good. We didn’t have time to eat dessert before the show, so we brought a tray of brownies with us to munch on. After a couple of brownies and about 5 minutes of watching the show for the very first time, I was ready to pass out.

It was the kind of passing out where you fight so hard not to pass out b/c you know you will puke your guts out. I couldn't quite fight off the urge to sleep, and woke up with that uh-oh sort of feeling. I casually got up, walked out through the back of the room so as to not disturb the other Battlestar watchers, and headed straight for the bathroom. I lost it all - first the brownies, then the lasagna. There was some splatter on the floor and all over the toilet. I cleaned up the best I could, went back to the room and chewed a piece of gum. I never looked back to see if I needed a double-flush to clear away the chunks, so for all of you at the Office, "Please Ignore My Puke."

Monday Morning Bettis Blogging

I had him on here a couple weeks ago, so why not post the new one...



Friday, January 27, 2006

Did our President really say what I think I just heard him say last night?

One of the local news stations showed a clip of President Bush using the "its an old law" defense for breaking the law.

So because FISA was passed in the late 70s, that means its okay to ignore it and order more wiretaps without court supervision? WTF?!?

Does that mean I can walk down the street and punch someone in the face and then claim its legal because DC hasn't updated its criminal statutes in a while? Or can a state get away with using poll taxes to keep minorities from voting this fall because the Voting Rights Act (of 1965) is even older than FISA? And how old does a law need to be before we can break it? 28 years, as is the case with FISA? What about 25 years?? 20??

The bottom line is that if a law is truly outdated, its up to Congress to fix it. Or perhaps the President could ask the Justice Department to challenge the law in Federal court. Though I'm no constitutional law scholar, I'm pretty sure there's nothing in there that gives the President "You can ignore laws passed more than X years ago" powers. I can't believe he actually tried to raise that as one of his justifications for spying on American citizens without a warrant.

Furthermore, after a quick perusal of some lefty blogs, I'm surprised to find no significant reaction to the statement. Did everyone miss it? Or am I just wrong and its really not such a ridiculous statement? I thought it was a huge gaffe, but maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about.


1-29-06 UPDATE: I was able to find one link that has a partial description of the exchange from Thursday's press conference -- bottom half of this story.


1-30-06 UPDATE: Shepcat has direct quotes from and a link to the transcript.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Ben's

Had no idea that Ben's Chili Bowl was ever in danger of leaving U Street. Glad to see that it won't be moving.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Let's just add one more line to the last post...

2005 AFC Championship: Ben Roethlisberger - 3 TDs, 0 INTs

And while we're at it, how about Ben's 26-4 two year record as a starter including his 4-1 mark in the playoffs? Not too shabby.

Also pretty damn amazing: After finishing last season with seven straight road wins, the Steelers have gone 9-2 on the road this season. Winning 16 of 18 on the road is just insane. I guess the only thing left to accomplish is a "W" in the Superbowl.


4:50pm UPDATE: My other two teams are definitely in the crapper. First, the Penguins lost their ninth straight on Saturday despite a nice effort. For the season, they've lost 37 of 48 games. And now today, we get word that the Terps' leading scorer (and one of their best defensive players) Chris McCray will miss the remainder of his senior year due to academic suspension. So basically, being a sports fan is going to get a lot more painful for me as soon as the Superbowl is over.


11:20pm UPDATE: Make that ten straight for the Penguins.

Friday, January 20, 2006

STEELERS!

The Steelers go into Sunday's AFC Championship game with quite an ugly little streak:

1995 Superbowl: Neil O'Donnell - 3 INTs
1997 AFC Championship: Kordell Stewart - 3 INTs
2001 AFC Championship: Kordell Stewart - 3 INTs
2004 AFC Championship: Ben Roethlisberger - 3 INTs

Four straight losses in championship games. Four straight games with three interceptions thrown by the quarterback. I'm thinking the misery will end this Sunday. Let's just hope the SI cover jinx is not in effect:



And just for good measure, let's have a look at the SI cover from 30 years ago this week:



Thursday, January 19, 2006

Thursday AstroBlogging

NASA's APOD website had a couple great shots posted in the last few days. The links below each include a brief-but-informative explanation of the image:


M104 - The Sombrero Galaxy


M42 - The Orion Nebula

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Jerkass of the Month

For his recent efforts in ruining the internets (all 37 of them), the latest Jerkass of the Month trophy has been awarded to this guy.

Yes, I know my avid readership of seven is eager to hear about his exploits which led to this glorious honor. The quick version is that this guy tried to have my blog shutdown because he was upset that I reposted a photo he took without his permission. A photo which had been posted -- and still is still posted -- on a public federal government website.

And instead of just asking me to take the photo down, he sent me a nasty, threatening message ("Blah blah blah... you're blog is pathetic... wah wah wah... you have to pay me for a license... blah blah blah... I'm calling the Blogger police on you!") From the way he reacted, you'd think I had actually attempted to claim credit for the image and/or tried to make money from it.

Monday, January 16, 2006

California Weekend Wrapup -- Early Edition



Okay, that's all I got right now. Slept like 25 minutes on the redeye from Long Beach to Dulles. Goodnight (or good morning).


1-18-06 UPDATE: I guess there's not much to really report about the weekend. We spent the whole time in Santa Monica on the beach playing ultimate. We managed to have a great time despite going 0-for-the-weekend. Aaron and Anat were fantastic hosts. Mary and I had a nice dinner Saturday night with my great aunt at The Lobster restaurant. That's about all.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I am still dreaming the impossible dream
(aka -- how the hell do I get from I-395 north onto the Rock Creek Parkway???)

So I'm driving back from my friend Joe's place after watching the Terps get absolutely annihilated by Duke last night. Joe lives in Alexandria, Virginia which means taking 395 north back towards the city. As I get closer to the Potomac, I reach the same mental dilemma that I've encountered the other 10 or so times I've attempted this drive: How do I get home?!?

This problem arises because the quickest way from my apartment to Joe's is clearly Beach Drive to the Rock Creek to the Memorial Bridge to 395 south. And despite my best attempts, I have thus far been unable to access that route in reverse order. Every time I'm heading back home, I attempt some new way to navigate a route across one of the Potomac bridges and onto the Rock Creek Parkway. And every time, I wind up doing some stupid shit like accidentally going back into Virginia after I get into DC.

If you were in the car with me, you'd think I either just moved to DC or had never been south of the city. Neither is the case, though. Instead, I'm coming to the conclusion that the roads are just plain effed up.

But I still plan on trying 2 or 3 more times before I finally give up my quest.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Wednesday Morning Bettis Blogging



On the cover of this week's Sports Illustrated.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Monday Morning Chewbacca Blogging



A great shot from yesterday's game in Cincinnati taken by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Movie Madness

Saw King Kong today. Don't have much to say about it. Very entertaining. Perhaps a bit too long. What really left me speechless, though, was the series of coming attractions prior to the start of the movie:

     Poseidon (aka the remake of the 1970s Poseidon Adventure)
     Mission Impossible 3
     Final Destination 3
     X Men 3
     Miami Vice

First of all, does anyone even remember there being a Mission Impossible 2? Or how about a Final Destination 1???

Three "part three"s. Two movies adapted from television. One from a comic book. Another remade from a so-so 1970s film. What's next? Everybody Loves Raymond, the Movie?

I get the impression that Hollywood doesn't even try anymore.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Some DC area news tidbits

- Mooning deemed "disgusting" but not a crime in Maryland.

- DC appears to be on its way to joining the surrounding Maryland counties in banning smoking in restaurants and bars.

And on the topic of bars, I noticed this afternoon that Ireland's Four Provinces (aka "the 4Ps") in Cleveland Park has been renamed Four Green Fields. Not sure if ownership changed hands, but I'm guessing it did because there's no other good explanation for changing the name:




- A Marion Barry-appointed committee moves the annual Martin Luther King Jr. parade from January to April Fool's Fay. Seriously. One activist put it best when he said, "If you want to commemorate an assassination [with April 1 being close to the anniversary of MLK's death], that should be something that is done with some solemnity. You don't commemorate a person's assassination with marching bands."

Capitol Japanese Pagoda Tree -- follow up



I wrote about the grand old Pagoda Tree on the Senate side of the U.S. Capitol building last month. I thought the open space in the base of the trunk had been sealed up with cement as some sort of post 9/11 counter-terrorist measure due to the tree's proximity to the Capitol. Kelvin commented that it may have been purely for the sake of saving the old tree from collapsing under its own weight.

I happened to walk by today and snapped a couple shots of the side of the tree facing the Capitol. I'm still curious about it. You be the judge:





Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Last Waltz, Part II

Since I wrote about the awesome Steelers game in the snow that Kelvin and I attended a few weeks ago, I might as well write about the game Joe and I caught on Sunday.

The Steelers beat Detroit 35-21 in the regular season finale, a game they needed to win to make the playoffs. And because they will not have any home playoff games, Sunday may have been the last game in Pittsburgh for the great Jerome Bettis. He finished with a respectable 10 carries for 41 yards, but three of those 10 carries were for touchdowns. Amazing. In his ?final game? in Pittsburgh, the Bus got a hat trick for only the third time in his career. And the last touchdown tied him with former Steelers great Franco Harris for eighth place on the all-time rushing touchdown list.

It was really nice to be there for that game. Lots of spontaneous cheers broke out in the second half ("BUS BUS BUS" or "One more year One more year"). There were two nice Bettis tributes on the scoreboard. And at one point late in the game, I saw my first ever Wave at a Steelers game. I had always thought stadium Waves were pretty cheesy, however this one was different. People were going nuts for Bettis, the Steelers offense was actually on the field playing, and the whole stadium was doing the wave. At that point, the Lions' players must have been thinking "I want to go home."


And now that 2005 is in the books, I think there a couple numbers worth noting:

First, Bill Cowher's coaching record now stands at 141-82-1 over his 14 seasons in Pittsburgh. No NFL team or coach has a better record during the Cowher era. During those 14 years he's had 11 winning seasons, made 10 playoff appearances, and won 8 division titles. The only blotches on his record are his 1-4 record in conference championship games and his 0-1 record in the Superbowl.

Second, with the win Sunday, Ben Roethlisberger ran his two year record as starting quarterback to 22-3. He led the NFL in yards per attempt and touchdown percentage this season and finished third in overall passer rating. And for his career, his passer rating stands at 98.3 -- which would be ahead of Steve Young's career record of 96.8 if Roethlisberger had enough passing attempts to qualify.

Monday, January 02, 2006

My wife's lovely fingers

(click on images to enlarge)





1-3-06 UPDATE: The victim of my wife's kung-fu attack is dead. Mary suffered these hand lacerations while landing an explosive neck punch to some guy who happened to have a particularly jagged necklace on. So she walked away from the battle with some nasty cuts from the necklace. But he isn't walking anywhere now.

I Think We Already Lost the War On Terror

All I'm saying is that we are spying on Americans without court supervision. And at least some people are not outraged by this because they are more afraid of another terrorist attack than of BIG Brother. At the heart of this problem is the fact that our Administration obviously never took that key FDR line to heart ("we have nothing to fear but fear itself"). Instead, they set out to scare the shit out of everyone over the last four years. And for the most part, they have succeeded in doing so.

I recently spoke to my father-in-law about the spying scandal. His attitude about the lack of warrants was an eye-opener. He all but acknowledged that the Administration had taken a shortcut around the law. However, he genuinely did not care because he felt his safety was at issue. He was not just speaking as a Bush apologist. Essentially, I think he's one of the many that have been won over by the Administration's post 9/11 culture of fear.

And on this subject, TPM points out that the constant barrage of terror alerts actually stopped immediately after the 2004 election. I wonder if the cycle of alerts will spring back to life this spring or summer if the GOP's numbers are still in the tank with mid-term elections approaching.

Perhaps if Al Gore had won in 2000, there wouldn't have been some of those great scenes in the days after 9/11 like Bush in the New York rubble with the megaphone. But you know what? There certainly would not have been any of this Code Orange Terror Status "Sort of Scary" or Terror Alert level Bert bullshit. And Americans wouldn't be crapping their pants about terrorists to the point where there would even be a discussion about the legality of spying on Americans. We would not be frightened out of our wits and, thus, Al Gore would be rightly impeached for ordering what Bush requested of the NSA.


Oh yeah... and while talking about the war on terror, I might as well mention that the leaders of al-Qaeda and the Taliban on September 11, 2001 -- i.e. the actual bad guys that our administration is hoping you forgot about when we captured Saddam -- are both still at large despite the expense of thousands of American troops killed, tens of thousands of civilians dead, and hundreds of billions of American dollars spent fighting in and rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan.

Somewhere out there, Omar and bin Laden have been hearing about what's happened in America since 9/11 and are probably laughing their asses off. 9/11 was only one day. On September 12, 2001, America was united like never before and had the sympathies of all nations. At that point, the terrorists had won nothing. The terrorists' true victory lies in the alarmist and heavy-handed response of the Bush Administration and the Republican-controlled Congress since then. We've blown our money, our cached international good will, and have lost thousands of men and women. And the net result is that we are just as frightened, have less civil liberty, and are probably no safer thanks to the extreme damage we have done to our own international image.

Though al-Qaeda was responsible for the terror of September 2001, George Bush, Dick Cheney, and the Republican Congress are much more to blame for the terror of October 2001 through December 2005.

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