My friend Joe has a new and improved shoulder



I was with this guy when a totally fake play brawl along Route 193 in College Park led to real cops chasing us down the road. I've seen this man jump into an industrial size dumpster full of glass while working for University of Maryland Residential Facilities. And I've seen this man shot in the neck by a laser-guided pepper spray pellet gun while celebrating the Terps' national championship.

And now, finally, Joe has a Maryland tattoo to go along with his Pittsburgh ones.

Go Terps!