Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Three Things I Hate

1) Joe Theismann in the booth for Monday Night Football starting next season. Man, I just hate that guy as a sportscaster.

2) This editorial from the USA Today that was shoved under my hotel room door yesterday morning. This guy is actually blaming lefty politics for Hollywood's much talked about downturn in box office numbers. The guy is stretching WAY too far. And he somehow failed to recognize that the downturn also may have had something to do with the fact that like three out of every four big releases is an uncalled-for sequel ("Deuce Bigelow 2" blaringly comes to mind), an uncalled-for remake of a classic (or worse, a remake of a non-classic like "Bad News Bears"), or an overdone special effects vehicle.

3) Taking the bar exam. These last two days were pretty damn rough. I really hope I never have to do this shit again.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Heat is On

Both figuratively and quite literally.

I've got the bar exam coming up on Tuesday and Wednesday. And the DC forecast for the next three days calls for highs of 97, 98, and 100 degrees plus a regular dose of filthy DC summer humidity. Sounds like fun, eh?

Just keeping my fingers crossed about the A/C working at the testing site in Greenbelt!

Also -- for some unknown reason, our apartment just keeps coming up with new and horrible odors completely unrelated to our state of cleanliness. We have no idea how to combat these forces of scented evil.

Monday, July 11, 2005

well, I think the blog will be on bar exam hiatus until July 27

in the meantime, i'm going to post a couple recent shots from NASA's long running Astronomy Picture of the Day website just for the hell of it:


the colorful clouds of Rho Ophiuchi


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a non-doctored photo of a tornado forming in the presence of a rainbow as witnessed in Kansas last year

Sunday, July 10, 2005

"I'll take a bath with that fill-up"

Last night, Mary and I pulled into a CITGO gas station in Greenbelt, MD near the point where Route 193 meets the BW Parkway. Everything was proceeding as usual until I started pumping gas... and the gas started leaking out of the hose onto my hand and the ground.

So I go to ask the guy behind the glass if I can come in and use his sink to clean up and to alert him to the fact that a gas pump is leaking. But instead of the normal response any decent person would give, this night shift guy started giving me attitude before he finally let me in.

Yep, this asshole was both pissed off that I wanted to come inside his CITGO Palace and also completely indifferent about the fact that one of his pumps was a monster safety hazard. As we pulled away, it was clear that he wasn't planning on doing anything about the pump.

Bottom line: next time you're driving through Greenbelt, avoid the CITGO.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

All-time Top 10 Space Movies from Space.com

1) Star Wars IV: A New Hope
2) Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
3) 2001: A Space Odyssey
4) The Day the Earth Stood Still
5) Apollo 13
6) Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
7) Alien
8) Close Encounters of the Third Kind
9) Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
10) Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith

Not a bad list. The only one I would easily knock out of the top 10 would be Return of the Jedi. And I can't really think of any glaring omissions right now, though that might have to do with Bar Review overload.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

We need tort reform NOW

Those damn liberal trial lawyers are at it again.

I bet John Edwards has something to do with this.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Jim Furyk wins the Boner Open!

I just love the fact that there's a tournament called the Cialis Western Open.

Better yet, this boner juice sponsored tournament happens to be in a sport where people literally "put it in the hole" to win. And sometimes to put it in the hole they need to employ a club referred to as a "wood." Plus the best guy in the sport is named "Woods."

Happy 4th of July, Mr. Furyk. Hopefully you're enjoying your 2005 Boner Championship!

Sunday, July 03, 2005

This is NOT the Big One

Justice O'Connor's retirement this week was huge news. But I am a little surprised by how far the media is pushing the idea of this being the trigger for a cataclysmic shift on the Court.

Sure, she was one of the two "swing votes" on the Court during much of her tenure, but there's one thing in particular about her 24 years that EVERYONE has missed: Privacy. And the fact that she seemed to be on the wrong side when it mattered most.

Most strikingly, there was Bowers v. Hardwick (1986) and then there was Lawrence et al. v. Texas (2003). In Bowers, O'Connor was a part of the heinous 5-4 majority which held that the Court could never employ the Due Process clause of the 14th Amendment to recognize fundamental rights grounded in privacy -- such as the right to engage in private, consensual homosexual conduct.

Essentially, she signed on to allowing states to slap a "criminal" label on their gay citizens. And then when she had a chance to repent 17 years later in Lawrence, she didn't. She did not back down from her 1986 position when writing her weak concurrence to the Lawrence majority which magnificently overruled Bowers. To be sure there was no ambiguity, she specifically pointed out right up front that "I joined Bowers, and do not join the Court in overruling it."

Though she felt the Texas sodomy statute should be invalidated on separate, less Earth-shattering Equal Protection grounds, she struck out on her own in Lawrence because she still never came around on the more important privacy concern raised by the two cases. Instead, the key players in the 5-1-3 Lawrence decision were Justices Kennedy (the author of the five member majority opinion) and Stevens (a part of the five member majority and author of the earlier Bowers dissent which Kennedy cited as being the correct analysis all along).

So there you have it. The five Justices who saved the day in Lawrence are still on the Court as of this moment. Yes, things will be different when O'Connor is replaced with a more conservative jurist. But the Lawrence block of five, as an example, could only be disrupted by the retirement of Stevens during these next few years.

Finally, it also seems like the media has totally lost sight of the fact that O'Connor was not the only swing vote. Kennedy was the swing vote on some gigantic occasions. Lawrence was one. And let's not forget that little Roe v. Wade controversy you may have heard of. Not once have I seen mention this week of the fact that it was Kennedy who provided the behind-the-scenes drama in 1992, making a last second defection that stopped the Court from overruling Roe.

Frankly, I'm worried that the Democrats in the Senate are buying into the hysteria about the upcoming confirmation battle. I would hate to see them use up every ounce of fight contesting this replacement and then have nothing left for the potential Stevens replacement. I think it is politically impossible to stop President Bush from placing a hardcore conservative on the Court during his second term, assuming he gets multiple seats to fill. The country just will not stand for multiple Senate obstructions. And if we're only going to be able to forcefully "defend" one seat, we better plan on that being Stevens' seat.

To put this into the military speak of the day, I would suggest that there's a strong possibility that Bush has more than one SCUD missile in his arsenal and that we only have one defensive Patriot missile in the launcher. We have to be sure of when to fire it. Despite the attempt at optimism in my recent post, Stevens is 85 years old. Do we really want to bank on him staying on the Court another three and a half years?

If we successfully shoot down whoever the President trots out as his nominee in the next week or two, we may be left defenseless when faced with an even deadlier judicial SCUD attack following a Stevens retirement.

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