Enough is Enough... I'm Calling the Department of Health

I hear them in the ceiling
I hear them in the walls
Little feet scampering
When night falls

They ate all my chocolates
And left the trash for me
I wear a mask in my office
For it reeks of pee

Now my chocolates are gone
And they weigh 100 pounds
…I need to take this call
Hey, I can’t hear any sound!

My handset is not connected
To the phone anymore
A clean bite through the wire
More piss on my floor

I’ve had enough, damn it!
I can’t work like this
I’m sick of breathing in
These fat bastards piss

Rat, squirrel or mouse
Who the fuck cares
Just get rid of it
I’m running out of air